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Oru vasantha kalam,

bhoomiyil niraye pookal parimalam parathunnu.

padathu kunji kilikal virunnu vannu

aa pular kalathu nee ente veetilekku vannu .

.appol njan ente vathil ninakkai turannu.

ninte kaikal ente nere neendu vannu..

..AMMA VALLATUM TARANEE.


Rajadi rajan, villali veeran, kidilol kidilan, parama sundaran, sarvaguna sampannan, athi dayaalu, idivettu taram, maha balavan, kerala, tamilnadu, banglure college kumarimarude swapna kamukan".(your name )" avarkal ihta urakkam unarnne...dum dum..dum..dum


Hai dear first count the star... *** ** **** ** * ** * ** * ** * * ** * * * entha enikazinjo ... nokane raville orothanmaru erinu nakshathram enunathe.. evanonum vere paniyille... Goooooooooood Morning



AKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI.



Wife-innnum nerathe poyallo enthu patty

hus-enthanannariyilla eeyideyayi inganeyanu

wife-ini varumo

hus-namukku nokkam

wife- wannallo

hus- thanks to K S E B



NURSERY Yil padikkunna 2 kuttikal

oran kuttyum oru penkuttiyum ..teacharodu.

teachare njangalkku kuttikal undavooo..

teacher orikkalum illa.appo ann kutty penkuttiyodu.

njan appaye paranjilledee onnum pedikkan illannu.



Oru 30 vayasaya chettan

oru 50 vayasaya chechiye kallayanam kazhichu

first night ill tanne aa chettan tatty poyi.

pittennu doctor vannu postmortem nadatty nokki enittu paranju,.

aa chettan marichatu EXPIRE AYA PALU KUDICHITTANNU.




Sardar shoppinginu poyi, tirichu vannappo sardarinte car ill oru note kandu ..PARKING FINE,..so sardar write a note that paper .thanks for compliment.




Iniyum oru masam ..iniyum oru varsham..iniyumoru punchiri..iniyumoru kannir.iniyumoru shishiram..ivayellam undakam..pakshe nine pole iniyumoral athumathram sadhyamalla ..daiwathinu ore abaddam randu pravashayam pattillalloo.




Kure urumpukal kulikumpol oru aana vannu aa puzhayil irangi

aana neentithudichappol urumpukal ellam karayil vannu adinnju.

oru urumpu mathram aanayude thalayil kayari patti

appo karayil ninna urumpukal aa urumpinoodu...MUKKI KOLLADA AVANE..




Nilavulla thanuppulla rathri
Ninte punchiriyum
Ninneyum kinavu kandu urangiyal
enik enthanennariyilla..
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“Pedichitt urakkam varilla”




Kannante swanthamayirunna radhayude initial enthayirunnu?
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options:[S,N,K,R]
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ans: N
(odakkuzhal vili keto radhe N.radhe..)



Sarwykku vanna udyogasthan ammoomayodu:
kakkoosundo?
ammuma:undallo
Udyo:Kina rundo?
Ammuma:Mon poyi irunno avide pipe undu.

2day is Mob.pooja day!
plz remove battery&put in soap water for 30min
Clean SIM with brush.put kumkumam&say
Govinda Govindaaa..!



Hai da
ni evide aayirunnu
Ninne kandit othiri naalayi
Pandayirunnenkil tv il kanamairunnu
ippol angane allallo

“ippol Jai Hanuman illallo”




Ninne Onnu Kandaal
Ninnod Onnu Mindiyaal
Ninte Vakku Kettaal
Ninne Onnu Orthaal
Ninte Aduth Onnu Irunnal
Athumathi.

“ANNATHE DIVASAM POKKA”





Chemistry class-
Beeran:”oru amma prasavicha kutty penkutty aanenkil adine MOLE ennu parayum”

Bow

bow bowoo..

Bowh…Bowgh

Grr…grrr

ha..He.. .He,

OK

“Ninte training kazinju.
ini ninak gate nte munnil nilkam”



Daily 50penkuttikal
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enneyum kaathu nilkum
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Enthu kondannariyo
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njananu avarude
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collegile
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businte Driver.



Thalle entheru parayanu?
Ninne vilikkumbo oru chellakkili parayuva
nee not reachable anennu.
ninak range poya kaaryam avalum arinjode?



Teacher:One cute & young girl is walking on the road
change this in 2 an exclamory sentence
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Student:Aliyaa oru charakku ponedaa




Paachu Daily Prarthikum: “Daivame, Enikoru Lottery Adikkane”
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1yearinu shesham daivam paranju:
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“Paachu Oru Ticket Enkilum Edukeda Thendi”




Ni illathe enikku onnumilla

innnu njan thanneyanuuuuuuuuu

ni evide ondayirunnenkil

ninne oru sidilekku kondupoyi njan ninakku

oru um

.oru umm

.oru umma

.oru umman chandi ude nikkar kazhukan taramayirunnu.




Pal piriyunnatu entu kondu..

orimichulla jeevitham mathiyayathu kondu.



Fa=40/

Rexona=35/

Safeguard=30/

Lux=40/

lifeboy=15/

Silk=30/

Imperial=20/

ishtam ullathu idutho pakseh innu kullikkanee...




Want to see the greatest tourist spot "munnar"

666!!!!!!!

enni nokkikke "moonnar" illennu...




SUPER GOOD JOB IN RAILWAY.

ONLY ONE VACANCY..........

HURRY

SALARY RS:15000/-

JOB: Train head light kedayal oru torcheduthu traininu munpe odanam........




Wanna see magic???????

scroll 25 times to unveal the secrets of magic!!!

POTHU POLE VALARANU!!!! IPPOZHUM MAGIC KAANAN IRIKKUVA MANDOOS!!!

Letter illa, 1 phone illa, 1 missed call illa, 1 sms koodi illa , enikku pedi avunnu ninakku chicken gunia pidicho avoo?..

Shajahan mumtassinte

ormakkayi tajmahal

ketti...

mandan!

Njanariyunnengil

mumthasinte

ormakkayi avalude

aniyathiye kettiyene!

HUS:jnan ninne vivaham cheyithillagil ne enthu cheyumayirunu????

wife: nammude makanu yadartha achane kanichu kodukumayirunu...




Teacher: Tv akramagalku karanamanu anu parayunathu shari ano???

kutti:athe teacher

teacher:entha agane paranjathu??

kutti:jnan tv on cheyithal mathi,apol thane ammayude kayil ninu adi kettum...




Keralathil motham 679 puzhayum, 1234 aruviyum 2345 kulavumunde. Onnu poyi kulichu koode?




5 MAHANMARARAYA ALUKAL..1. MAHATHMA GHANDI..PULLI MARICHU POYI..2,SADDAM HUSSAIN, IPPO PATTU PAISAKKU KOLLILLA, 3, AISHWARIA RAI..NAMMADE RANGE ILL KITTILLA..PINNE NJANUM ..NEEYUM….SO KEEP IN TOUCH




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ennode kalichal ithu pole kambi ennikkum sookshicho





Today i saw a guy looking exactly like u,heigth,eyes,nose ellam same,i accidently called ur name he threw away the banana,jumped on another tree.entha engnee????